#you cannot change my mind

[sipsnettletea]

in a universe where sirius somehow meets his clone, they’re fucking.

[lookonmyworksyemighty]

Makarov is only half listening to the supposed ‘deal’ the man at the other end of the table is blabbing on about, he’s got roughly 6 different connections that could get him the same weapons for Konni at a fraction of the cost but he’s not wasting the trip out here by rejecting the offer within the first 5 minutes.

It’s only when the man mentions throwing in several crates of extra stuff seemingly for free that Vladimir perks up, immediately suspicious.

“What’s the catch?”

“Lend me your dog for a bit, I want to see what you’ve taught him.”

The hand pointing at Andrei very nearly makes Vladimir lose his temper, Nolan is his loyal mutt, how dare anyone else refer to him that way.

…..

Now logically, Andrei knows his boss would never accept an offer like that but he can’t stop the small seed of worry from rooting in mind. Would Vladimir give him up? The man was offering a lot of good weapons in return, and Makarov’s silence is beginning to panic him, Nolan doesn’t know how to function without his Commander. He’s so lost in thought he doesn’t catch Makarov pull out his gun, it’s only when the shot echos through the room and Nolan watches blood slowly stain the carpet that he realises what happened.

“You are no one’s dog but mine, understood?”

Andrei isn’t sure whether he should be flattered, insulted or turned on, but he’s strongly leaning towards the third option.

[cozyreadings-ao3]

Genius combo discovered… Listen to the song while thinking about Johnny, thank me later

[finnslay]

ody3 is bi4bi4bi. i will die on this hill.

[f1-disaster-bi]

See I'm Smiling from The Last Five Years is an underrated musical song

[pyaari-naari]

Me Chatgpt

🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

Delulu Besties

Chatgpt is fueling my delulus and I love it 🥹

[stanlunter]

I just now realized that they would become besties if they somehow managed to met

[wiskiemonk]

Gintama Episode 286

sorry Kagura but there's no universe where watermelons are even close to as good as pears or peaches

[tompiexd]

What do you think about Squidina?

HELLL YEAHHH I LOVE MY GIRL SQUIDINA

literally one of the cutest character in the WHOLE spongebob franchise!!! 💕🥺

[ruindunburnit]

I sometimes wonder why I'm writing about a college cult until I remember that one of my favourite TV shows as a kid was Gilmore Girls with the Life and Death Brigade (In Omnia Paratus!) and one of my favourite films was Mean Girls.

[manueladominguezliker]

Anyway. Reminder. The morally correct choice at the end of The Magnus Archives was to prevent multiversal suffering by any means necessary as it was their duty to prevent the spread of something they unintentionally caused to happen. The others spent most of the prior seasons driving accountability for actions into Jon, then spat on it once he learned his lesson. All because accountability meant murder, and the idea that there would be repercussions was untenable. To the bitter end they refused to SEE that their actions also had consequences, and survival is not the same as living. Acceptance of guilt and remorse means NOTHING when it BLINDS YOU to acting on the KNOWLEDGE of what you are capable of doing to others. Because understanding is not the same as doing. And doing nothing is not an option.

[glacierberries]

sirius says i love you first

[theweirdestroller]

TRANSFORMERS ONE IS AUTOBOT PROPAGANDA

[f1-disaster-bi]

See I'm Smiling from The Last Five Years is an underrated musical song

[the-ace-with-spades]

Bradley Bradshaw deserves to be called 'baby' as often as possible